loverlist:

I wanna smell his dick

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dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

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blackromney:

bae: come over ;)

me: i cant im in music class

bae: im horny…

me: 

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ocheano:

parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager

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ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

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abomasnow:

what if a follower transferred to your school just to try and get close to you

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